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Incoming Transmission: Ryu Sato, Farmers Alliance irregular

Konichiwa! Slipped behind enemy lines in Tau-31 today and entered Bretonia proper in order to assassinate elite Bretonian pilots.

My first victim was Ensign S. Oleander of the Bretonian Armed Forces - I intercepted him during what appeared to be a routine patrol of New London. Ensign Oleander wasn't one for formalities and opened fire straight away after issuing me an ultimatum. Guess he didn't expect to die at a farmer's hands.



Some time later, I encountered Lieutenant Commander James Hobart and his two wingmen, Ensigns Tom Ramey and John Galt, six or seven klicks north of Planet New London - all BAF pilots. All three were uncharacteristically cordial and polite; we spent nearly half an hour discussing the war and its impact on our respective Houses. I almost regretted killing them.

Ensign Ramey was the first to fall - I stripped his hull down to a fragment of integrity, after which Lieutenant Commander Hobart fired a cruise disruptor at his wingman, presumably to prevent me from claiming the kill.



Next, the Lieutenant Commander ate a nuclear mine.



Ensign Galt then did the same.



After the three BAF pilots lost their ships, a fourth Bretonian, Lieutenant Commander Simon Aldwyn, undocked from Planet New London and, with no further ado, attempted to destroy my ship. Unfortunately, at this point, I began to experience hefty ion interference - I moved the battle to the east of the planet, near the Cornwall asteroid field, where Lieutenant Commander Aldwyn, after a decent interval and forty-nine of his Paralyzer missiles, eventually turned tail and fled. I regret not having dispatched him - the ion storms were too powerful.

I fight for the farmers of Kyushu. Sayonara - Sato out.

Transmission Ended

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