Message to: Pope Mypie, the Nasrudin
Comm ID: Shamus, VP Sales, London Drugs
Dear Mr. Mypie,
I pains me to feel that you consider a Vice President of our organisation an "underling". Of course, we can't all be "Popes" now, can we? (..or can we?)
At any rate, I can definitely see that you have discriminating tastes. I assure you that LD Inc. can satisfy those tastes.
I hope you will appreciate that it is not to our advantage to establish regular and predictable delivery schedules. That would be begging for trouble and jail time. I will assure you that we will do everything possible to meet your needs as they arise.. we're just a jingle away. All of our associates are qualified and trustworthy. I will also be in the field as required, and hope to be able to meet and serve you personally at some point.
Good fortune with your new 'Popish' duties, sir, whatever they may be.
Kind regards,
Shamus