1st Bank of Flax

[Malaclypse 666]

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Warbucks Enterprises, in conjunction with Fernando Poo Holdings Pty. Ltd., and Laughing Goddess Bakeries, is proud to announce the grand opening of

The 1st Bank of Flax!

We are moored at Newark Station for your banking convenience. Please visit our open house for free door prizes, coffee, and crullers.

We are offering the following services:

Short term startup and small business loans at low interest;

Substantial business investments, at the discretion of the Board;

Safe Deposit Vaults for temporary storage ~ discretion guaranteed;

We accept charitable donations to the Church of Eris Esoteric (POEE), though Church membership is not a requirement to utilize our services.

Starting an Account at 1st Flax is easy! We require:

A simple registration; (You must be registered and participating on the Discovery forums.. of course if you apply... that proves it.)

Proof of ID; (You will be scanned. You must have valid ID per server rules.)

Nature of your request; (C'mon, at least try to give us a good RP reason for the loan...)

and our Terms of Agreement. (Study the forums, know and practice the rules. Infractions thereof will result in loss of Account and Collection efforts.)

We welcome your business,
The Staff and Management of
1st Bank of Flax