1st Bank of Flax

[Malaclypse 666]

The 1st Bank of Flax!

Current Statement of Accounts and Transactions:

* We have secured the note on a business loan of 40 Million to one "Lord Koss", aka "Lord Methos". Current loan value with interest is 44 Million, due and payable in 4 days.

* We are currently in collections with one "Fluffy", aka [Disgaea]Fluffy, and/or any parties exhibiting the [Disgaea] faction tag. The note is for 51 Million Credits. The interest on this old note is roughly 30 Million. 1st Flax will pay one half of any interest collected to any person who can collect this debt, by whatever means necessary. (An easy 15 Million commission for the resourceful Freelancer.)

* Jack Starmule, your investment fund is now at 12 Million. We are no longer accepting interest-bearing accounts. Please collect your funds asap.

*Welcome to New Customer Gowron. Investment in a trading vessel.

***Our current rate of 20% on small business loans is the best value in Sirius today.***

Please direct inquiries and applications to this Neural Net Drawer, or in person to 1st Flax, near Newark Station. (If no one is at Newark, please ask for banking assistance over open System Comms. Someone will respond as quickly as possible.)

Thank You,
Reginald Waverly, Esq., Chairman and CEO, 1st Bank of Flax