keeper engagement notices

[Treewyrm]

George Carlin mode on.

Now on other subject that's been an exaggerated deal all around, people yapping about it like it's the most important thing in the world and in this game. But you know what? I wonder why all those people don't post stuff like in their message dumps:

"We ganked them real good!"

Or...

"Outnumbering ten to one and with our capital ship support versus their four fighters we won the day. Saving the humanity, ganking one nomad at a time."

Well that be realistic, you know. Some grain of truth. But it doesn't go around like that...

Why? Cause you're the ones doing it yourselves! Want me to drag the a whole damn DVD of ganking gallery? I got that one actually. But see, I don't complain much about it. I don't make a parade out of standing against impossible odds and actually winning the fight. I've been ganked for so long in those two years I don't make a big deal out of PvP whatsoever, I just go "oh well, till next time" and mind my own ****ing business, go back to story writing, programming, playing other games, chatting with people and having a good time in general. So mind yours and get over that.

When we get ganked I constantly hear folks telling us something along the lines of "well, you're evil aliens! we're defending humanity!". Right. So how playing an alien now justifies that, huh? You're just throwing pretentious bull**** again. Two flimsy fighters and you're already screaming for capital ship support like it's doomsday. And when you get two or three on one you go complete nuts about that complaining on the boards every god damn time, well then by your own logic what kind of heroes you are? And god forbid those aliens actually having a decent teamplay, know what to do and how to fight things, cause their wits is all they really have against your endless supply of capital ships. But shouldn't you, all those pompous self-righteous heroics, be facing impossible odds, greater challenges, eh? The romantic feeling of facing dire threats, serving a higher goal? Since when all those self-proclaimed heroes became sissies? Ain't heroic to me at all! Sounds more like whiny kids to me got pissed off cause they got lost this time. You win, you loose, what's the ****ing deal about that?

Cause I gotta tell you folks, I gotta tell you honestly. I don't get this crap, I don't get this big deal about killing stuff and dying in combat in a virtual game that's old as my grandma's laptop. We're not playing some stupid crap multi-player competitive game where your imaginary dick grows proportionally to your kill score. I don't give a damn about how many times I die in there, I don't make a ****ing role-play parade out of that crap like some people do in their message dumps twisting the facts and outright lying. Do I make a fuss of that? Not a single time. Not a ****ing single time. I die a lot, I'm a mediocre pilot and that fits me well, and I don't expect favours because of that... Just may be at Fridays, around seven to nine o'clock. The rest? I'm a realist, you can go batshi.. about all that stuff, but hey, HEY, hey there, LISTEN - think that's gonna change a damn thing around? Really? Don't be a naive fool, get down from your individual idealistic perfectionist imaginary world, get down here to earth, to common ground. To mud and all that dirt that we're all here made of, cause that's the best we've got and that's the best you can do. Be real, for Christ's sake. How about you actually DO something than yapping here about all that.



George Carlin mode off.