To the Bretonians

[Quorg]

"Senor, we've picked up a signal from an unknown source in Bretonia."
"What the hell is it, Paco? This better be good. I was about to break in one of our new prisoners. Remember, this is Seto now, not Leeds."
"Aye, senor. I'll send you a copy now."

Desert listened intently to the man's message. With each sentence, the sinister smirk on his face grew more pronounced.

"Finally, another man of Bretonian birth who can see through the lies! Paco, send a broadcast telling this gentleman that he is welcome to drop by the Desert.Snow here in Seto any time! Also let him know that we have plenty of Bretonian prisoners for his... enjoyment."
"Aye, senor."

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.