To: Damn You Fools Really Are A Good Bit Less Intelligent Than Dirt
From: That Guy Who Keeps Smacking You Around
Hahahahahahahaha. You folk really are dumb. First you bring a fleet of 3 fighters a bomber and a BATTLESHIP to try and get little old me in my transport. Then you proceed to fall into my trap following me to the Farmers Keep. You then proceed to not get me and lose 3 ships to the bases defenses. Idiots. You really are a poor representation of the Hispanic peoples. I dont know where, but at some point you folks broke through and fell a few steps down the evolutionary ladder. Do you even have opposable thumbs? I really just cant get over how awfully, awfully dumb you mental incompetents are. Well here they are for posterity.
And for those of you who think no one could be as stupid as to deploy a Battleship in such a matter, the proof is in the pudding. You folks must be spending a fortune fighting little Ole us.
Also, just in case you were wondering, All stations report minimal damage from your attack, we will be back to 100% in 48 hours. And the Farmers think you for that wonderful, if ineffective fireworks display. I am told many farmers came out to watch it.