The Petition of the Shetland

[BaconSoda]

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Comm ID: Bretonia Police Authority
Origin: The Hub, New London
Subject: Shetland

I'm sorry to inform you lot that this petition is illegal,

Despite the fact that this is petition has been made with good intentions, I must inform you lot that nothing will be done to move the Shetland. Unless the Kusari pose a direct threat to Planet Leeds and the Shetland becomes a target of Kusari activity, it will not be moved from its current position at Planet Gaia.

The Shetland is a corporate ship which is not committing any crimes. I have personally inspected the facility arriving unexpected several times, and Mr. Cooper keeps a very keen eye on the activities of the Shetland. Nothing illegal, including the poaching of wildlife and the removal of any natural material from Planet Gaia, is taking place on the planet under the supervision of Orbital Spa and Cruise employees. Furthermore, the Shetland is a prime example of Libertonian culture, and upstanding citizenry, which isn't something I could say for some of you here....

In short, the Shetland is licensed to operate in Edinburgh to the capacity it currently is, and is not committing any crimes. The Bretonian government, being the bastion of free trade and moral straightness that it is, cannot legally force it from it's location.

~Police Commissioner Abigail Thorn

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[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.