To the Admiralty of the Bretonian Armed Forces

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To: Alien loving freaks
Comm. ID: Your pal, Admiral Andy

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I think I speak for the people of Bretonia, when I produce the following official statement, you deranged E.Ts gone bad...

We, as human beings, know your game. We are not all simpletons, and are rather happy without a spate of bodysnatching and psychic brain haemhorrages. Go try Kusari, I hear they like squid up there.

So, Her Majesty, and all her sane subjects, have given me the right to say this:

Piss off and hang yourselves.

Yours truly,

Bretonia (Get some)

Now, I shall be contacting the Rheinland government and many others about their preferred forms of pesticide.

Auf Wiedersehen.

-Andy

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