' Wrote:All right, normaly this would be the job of the Alzett but since the good Admiral appears to be elsewhere, I guess this 'honor' falls to me.
Listen up you reprobates! I don't know who you think you are, nor do I care. You don't get to set policy in Rheinland, all you are allowed to do is follow it.
First off, if you refuse to submit to the rather simple requests brought to you by my officers, then your other options are simple as well. You either choose to never enter Rheinland again, or you choose to die by our guns. Ever heard of 'Zero-Tolerance?' That would be us. And I'm afraid we have been around quite a lot longer then you have, plus we're the ones in charge. So either shut up and sit down or kindly shoot yourself in the head and save us the trouble of doing it for you.
Second, the RM only have jurisdiction within Rheinland. That's how it's always been. The bounty is there so that arrogent roaches like you can be stepped on anywhere.
Third, one does not get to insult the Rheinland Military and then get away with it. If I were you, I would watch your own back. Bring your little Avenger then, because you'll be munching on my plasma and missiles before too long!
Fourth, where do you get the balls to break OUR rules, attack OUR ships, refuse OUR orders, and then expect US to pay you!? The Rheinland Military has never, and will never, pay terrorists, pirates, traitors, or Enemies of State!
So much for 'neutral traders' then. I hope your ships are insured, because they're going to start finding quite a lot of holes in them in Rheinland.
Of all the petaQ that responded I find this one most amusing as he can count. So let me respond in kind:
1. TBF does not recognize your authority. Also you used the wrong tense, you were in charge!
2. For every bounty hunter that comes looking to collect TBF will destroy two RM vessels.
3. Who said I was still flying an Avenger, when you assume you usually end up doing a space walk.
4. The price is now 100 million for your lack of vision and for my infinite patience and understand. As for where I got the balls, I was born with them. It's a macth set!
5. You assume incorrectly that we are still neutral traders. I prefer the term Freelancer, and since the unhonorable acts of RM-Plunder (destroying a much weaker vessel) got you into this mess, your getting off cheap at 100 million.
6. A storm is coming, defend yourselves.
Sargon
Disclaimer: Don't confuse the characters with the members, the members of the TBF have recognized that this is a great place to play with good folks.
' Wrote:According to Encyclopedia Galactica (ooc: Wikipedia), Sto-Vo-Kor is the state of existence that Klingons believe that honorable members of their society will go to in the afterlife. Klingons believe that they will go to be with Kahless when going to Sto-Vo-Kor. Sto-Vo-Kor would be similar to the human idea of the Viking Valhalla and is seen as the Klingon's version of heaven.
With the similar mythology as our terran ancestors, the Black Fleet should understand that we are not to be underestimated and that Honor and Integrity are things that we value the most. Because of such honorless behavior as the so called Black Fleet of Sto-Vo-Kor has displayed, a more fitting name for them would be 'the Black Fleet of Gre'Thor'. I found the term in the same source.
Admiral, I would suggest in recompense for their arrogance, they should pay us at least the sum they asked. Then again, I'm just a Lieutennant, I don't want to overstep my boundaries.
However, my guns are at Your service.
Walter Nowotny.
Got to respect a man that does his reseach! Well done!
