Wanted: Awake or Asleep:

[Malaclypse 666]

Oh please... Nobody paied this any mind, and now you want to try and cheat us out of something so simple? Waste of time, for you then.

505K then.

Gentlemen,

It is the Yuletide,

Master Darkstar, I know that humans are puny in the eye of both Phantom and C'tan; and that the idea of "charity" is probably no longer in your repertoire. Yet the rituals and and spirit of the season often cause us primates to transcend our humanity, if but briefly. Your new Epopt is briefness personified, Darkstar. We seek connection and identity with our masters and makers, as do you. C'mon. loosen up.

Master Aeon, as you have passing ties with the Corsairs, their Epopt would also be yours. If that calling is agreeable with Gulik, I see no reason to close the bidding. Just think of all the greyfaces, cabbages, and sugenii you will be helping through your generous bid!

Blessings,
Mal

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