Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Athenian]

Communciation from Battleship Derby, Leeds Orbital

Well, it certainly seems Mister "Patriot" is as misnamed as he is mentally malequipped. How did this noxious nitwit pass probation? That precocious pipsqueak Stuart must have acquired syphillis or something equally detrimental to his senses to have let such a scallywag contribute to the war effort. Surely the blighter would have been best used by being killed and reduced to glue to afix posters regarding sexual health in one of the lavatories.

Well, Patriot, while you are at it, let the Kusari have your bloody knackers as well, because they certainly won't be of much use to you when I'm done. By Jove, your rear will be raw as a beef carpaccio when I'm finished. You'll have my vigorous vinegary strokes causing your eyes to water should I get hold of your treasonous trunk!

Good luck you mangy motherless dog. I'll visit the rest of your family at some dockside brothel over the weekend for the Old Glaswegian Five Credit Special. And I may bring the regimental donkey while I'm at it. I understand your grandmother is quite capacious in that respect.

Up yours.

Lord Captain Sir Roger Bertram Brinkley, CC

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