Discovery Freelancer RP Fail Awards

[Derkylos]

Seperate incident - Not too long ago, I had a very brave Lane Hacker pilot in a light fighter with no armor attempt to pirate me - and I'm in a Bretonian CTrans with 12 level 4 Transport turrets. His comment, "How about 2 million?" was immediately followed by his death message - followed by my, "How about no?"

Aside comment - those C-Trans are darned near as powerful as the Luxury Liner. I'm not sure of the hit box on them, but two of them in a convoy can hold off a gunboat.

I had a similar encounter on my BAF in New London...pirate IDed, I think Dragon tagged Redcat, pops out of the lane at Kensington. Initially, I was cautious of letting him pass, but, upon remembering our current political state with regards to Kusari, I was just pulling out of combat and preparing to give him leave to pass, when he slammed into the nearby planet.

Chat was along the lines of

Him: Let me pass.
Me: Hmm...
Death: Pirate has committed suicide.
Me: Urm...no?...

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