Discovery Freelancer RP Fail Awards

[Das Wilde Wesen]

2 Weeks ago i was attacked in my adv.Train by 2 wilds near bonn station in NB, my instincts told me to dock fast but a plan formed in my mind. Maby if i stayed close to BS Strausberg it would shoot them down.

Well it tried, the only prob was that my ship was between Strausberg and the targeted Wilds.

Think i lasted bout 4 desperate seconds trying to understand what was happening, did the wilds have some superweapon? why my hull was so fast going down? Ah BS fire.........oh crap BS fire move move (spinning mouse all over the desk)

I remember that. It was right after we took out a trader right near the Westfalen. Trust me, Strausberg did a number on me.

I flew all the way from Iota to New Berlin in my Wrath (.84) to help another Wilde, only to die in 2 passes to a mine. :angry2:

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