yyyooooo! His Clowness here. hey... what`s that smell? I know! it`s money!
I want MONEY!
The Clown just met with some Colonial Remnant dudes in Leeds. they waz all like "yo, we own this system, y`all" and I was like "yeah, sure". The Clown just ignored them, untill they themselves told them there was a bounty on em...
hark!
The irony. The Clown did not know this. The Clown knows everything. The Clown is omnipotent. The Clown can program a VCR without the manual. yet, this, he did not know. now, he does. so when the BAF asked for help, The Clown obliged. as always. The Clown is too damn good for this world. in my divine goodness, I started killing people.
3 CR had the honor of getting the killshot received from His Clowness. Clown College is open for business baby!
oh yeah, you still haven`t paid me for my last job. I want my freakin` money. pay up. or The Clown will wedgy you so hard you`ll poo out of your ears for the rest o ya days y`know?