Wanted: Awake or Asleep:

[Malaclypse 666]

Mal to Gulik:

Top off your H-fuel, Esteemed Saint and Epopt.

After a furious scuffle of last minute... or last week... bidding, it appears you have found a Calling.

I believe you'll find your new Vestments in T-23, and your Flock... somewhere north of there.

Malaclypse to Lord Darkstar:

Your winning bid of 505,000 Credits to secure St. Gulik as your COEE Epopt and Spiritual Advisor is herbey accepted. Your further offer of 495,000 credits for the Church's Subgenius Fund is also accepted. In return, we shall ensure a good supply of C'tan Treats on all ELF vessels.

Upon receipt of your 1 Million credits to myself, St. Gulik, or an officer of 1st Flax, St. Gulik will report to me for his POEE Initiation, and will be fully vested as Epopt to the Phantoms, Church of Eris Esoteric.

And, if there was any doubt that St. Gulik would be ministering to an empty Church, I believe that doubt has been definitely removed.

Congratulations to you both.

Hail Erils!
All Hail Discordia!

Malaclypse, Episkopos Prime, ELF, COEE, (POEE)

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