Discovery Freelancer RP Fail Awards

[sivran]

And I thought I was pro at failing.:lol:

I used to fly a Raven Claw.

I used to fly a Raven Claw.... with all level 6 guns.

I used to fly a Raven Claw.... with chainguns.

I used to use that Raven Claw.... to farm Xenos in Colorado. (Heck, that's how I got my seed money to get started here on Disco:P)

I once traded.....in a CSV.

While flying a Raven Claw, I got pwned by a Xeno. Don't remember what the Xeno was flying. ....it was also a 2 on 1 fight. Against the Xeno.

I flew into a dogfight with my textbox open, and while trying to type out some RP, I got kaboomed.

I was first to go down in a 3 on 2 fight... with the odds in my favor... and was later told I was "easiest to hit.":(

Although I never did the OORP power-trading Diamonds-Niobium route in 4.84, I did do another OORP route: Gate/Lane Parts through Kusari (and later, FROM Kusari) to the gate construction site in Tau 23. I donno how many times I did that before I realized how OORP it was.

Anyway. I've also encountered various examples of fail on other people's parts... mainly pirates failing at piracy. Most recently, I had a farmer in a VHF follow my Firefly all the way to that battleship outside LD-14. (I forget its name) He had demanded I drop my cargo. After we got to the battleship, he ran to LD14 and demanded money to get by him. I gave him the RP equivalent of an lolwut.:PI will say this for him though: he was pretty good at CDing me. I can usually get away from single CDs. Not this guy though!:P

Other pirate fail: Another VHF stopped my Firefly. When I tried to bargain down his price he shot a torpedo at my shields. Seeing he had no CD, I got away.

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