Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
I got me a new home!
I bought a mobile home unit from some guy who said he was a reptile. I bet that Robert came along and used his eyebeams on this guy, too! That naughty teddy bear...
Now my dumpster is up on the market. I'm thinking it will sell for a good 5,000 credits at least. The funny thing is that my new mobile home doesn't look much different from my old dumpster. Maybe the reptile just built a flying dumpster? That's my favorite kind of dumpster!
Oh yeah, and the police peoples got kind of angry at me for following Winkers out of the system the other day, so I sent them a gift basket full of toothpaste. Nothing better to sooth the tumors like toothpaste! Regardless of my gifts, they're still going to keep a closer watch on me from now on. I don't know if I'll ever get to leave New York again...