Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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To: The Chief
From: Officer Preston Marlow
Subject: SWAT Team

Greetings Chief,

I wish to join the SWAT Team, and the ship that I would like to fly is the Liberty Upholder bomber.

Marlow out

To: Chief Meyers
From: Officer Amy McTavish
Subject: SWAT Application

Greetings Boss,

I would like to apply to join the SWAT team. I am sick of being unable to provide adequate assistance to my fellow officers when engaging heavy resistance.

McTavish out

Well? Whatcha sittin' around fer? Get in there!

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The Chief is snoozing when a knock on the door precedes a young girl with a backpack slung over her shoulder. She looks around the office at numerous LPI officers diving for cover, huddling in corners and crying, and one who actually stands completely still and turns invisible. She looks around and shouts "WHICH ONE OF YOU IS MYERS?!" All the hands point at the snoozing fat man in his office. She jumps on his lap and slaps his face til he wakes up, then, staring him straight in the eyes and inch from his face, says "Hi daddy!"

Myers just about has a stroke. Again.

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