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[Zukeenee]

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There were a lot of people above Manhattan tonght! There was a Bigship with an open belly, and a funny ship with claws for hands, and those teeny Starfliers... people everywhere! Then this guy came in to the party and told us all to bow. I don't know what he meant, something about some ghost-people. Then everyone started shooting, and there were pretty colors everywhere, and I joined in, too! people got mad, things exploded, and we all got a brand-new pair of socks!

Then, the two Ghosties left New York. Their names were, like, Lucyfur and Omeeks... or like Loosinix and Onyfer... Onyfer... Conifer? Coniferous? Hmm... coniferous trees. That's it! We were attacked by the Tree-People of Omi-Sig-Mega-Tau-Eleventy-Eight! Tree people are, like, ghosts 'n stuff, right? They came to destroy our peaceful ways with their Laser-Wood Beams and their Pinecone Cannons! And stick us all together using their icky, sticky, tree-sap, and make us into one Ultra-Mega-Human who was one with the Tree-People, to help them on their quest for universal conquest and stomp out deforestation everywhere!

Well then, it's a good thing we showed them off. If they had succeeded, then I would have to share a bathroom with myself. I like my toilet-paper the way it is, thank you! It's best when it comes out of the package soggy. In fact, I'm going to buy more toilet-paper now. I'll show those trees who's boss. Buy more paper products! Kill more Tree-People!

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