Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Garrett Jax]

Officer Seymore Justice

Patrol Report

On my patrol, i ran across a nomad with a designation Unknown.Biomass. He led us on a chase through the New York system, in a circle, asking us not to follow him. I finally tired of the chase and planted my butt at Planet Manhattan. He disappeared and I waited for him to make the circuit back around so I could nab 'em. Unfortunately, he didn't show up.
An idea occurred to me. How about luring him out with a donut. I spoke out on the general comms for the nomad to show himself at Planet Manhattan. If he showed I promised him I would give him a donut. To my surprise, he manifested himself about three clicks away and waited. I approaced him and jettisoned a nice jelly donut for him to sample. He accepted it and after ingesting it, made the statement that it was sweet.
I think it must have been too sweet, because all that sugar messed up it's thinking faculties and it made a beeline right for the sun. I followed it a safe distance away so as not to burn myself up in the sun's corona. It made some strange comment about being 'reborn' and quickly burned up. That was the end of that.
So, we may have stumbled upon a new strategy for repulsing the nomad attacks. Simply get them to eat our donuts. Who knew the secret weapon was right in our grasp. I mean...in our mouths. Mmmmm. Jelly donuts.

Ahem, anyways, here's a pic of the suicide message.



Oh, and btw, we destroyed Saronsens ship....again.



Seymore Justice...OUT.

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