The Jelly Donut!

[Donutman]

(//By Donutman and Donutman's friend)

<strike>A long time ago in a galaxy far far away......</strike>
Ah damn it, wrong tape......*grumbling and sounds of slapping*

THE JELLY DONUT
(co-starring the Emergency Xeno)

Now, back in the Incompitence Age, when all LPI Officers were Fat, Lazy, Incompitent, Fat, Lazy, Fat, Fools,
There was an Officer. His name was Marcus Jay. But all the LPI Oficers knew him as Partyman. Now, about 15 years ago the great-
"Damn you Cesar! wrong tape again!" *inserts new tape, followed by a slap*

Nows where it getts all wavy and the scene changes to a long time ago in a-

*slap*


*WELARMOOOOOOOOOOBEOP*

*swirling vortex of time travel*


One officer had fallen over on his back flab and the others where spinning him arround like a donut, while he unleashed a steady stream of curses, rants, and general statements of unhappyness-ness. They felt some kind of rumbling throughout the Fort, and the quickly realized it was the CHIEF!!!!!!!
One per sone was about to yell "EVERYBODY RUN FER YUR LIFES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", When Marcus Jay, aka "PatryMan", yelled through his megaphone that matirilized out of thick air, "JOE! DEPLOY THE EMERGENCY XENO!!!!" Officer Joe Smith yelled back, "I CANAU! THE EMERGENZY ZENO IS DEFLATED! IT GOT PUNCTERD BY THAT POLE OVER THE BIG ROTATIN SUNBUCKS!!!"

Partyman yelled again as the room shook ominously "CRAP! PLAN H!" "BUH PARTYMAN, WE DON"T HAVE A PLAN H!" Realizing this, Marcus said, "WHAT YA TALKIN BOUT FOO?" *slap* "DEPLOY OPERATION JELLY DONUT!


The door creaked ominously as the CHIEF slammed it again, as the Officers put it into action, and a wall of purple came through the back exit...............



PART ONE END

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.