Incoming Transmission: Ted "I Can't Dance" Brennan
Ah, shut up, the lot of you. You, "Liberty Rouge"! If you're not a goddamn pirate, haul your sorry ass off of Buffalo! Don't know what you're rambling about regarding "the starving children of Buffalo"; not only do we have practically no children running around, but the few children we do have are getting a damn good education in what it means to profiteer and conduct dynamic business in Liberty. Long story short - shut up, get lost, or I'll hunt you down myself and throw you out an airlock.
And you, Oracle nutter! Get off our frequencies or I'll hit you with a wrench.