Trashcanman

[JonatanRaven]

TO: All pilots in Liberty
FROM: Trashcanman


*** INCOMING TRASNMISSION ***

- Gooood morning New York!
- Hey, this is not a test! This is rock n' roll!
- Time to rock it from the Badlands to the main routes!

*** END OF TRANSMISSION ***

Dialogue between Universal Shipping rep. Paul Mercer and Trashcanman:
Mercer: - And where you do imagine you're going?
Trashcanman: - I'm going to get something to eat.
Mercer: - You ain't got time. You'll stay in your ship and drink instant beverages or something. We promised our customers the cargo by 4:00 PM!
Trashcanman: - I've been on the road for four hours. I'm a little hungry.
Mercer: - That's a joke right? I get it.
Trashcanman: - No. I'm actually hungry
Mercer: - Well I'm actually giving you an order.
Trashcanman: - Oh it's an order. In that case gentlemen. Let's do some tradin'!


Hello there fellow citizen, I'm Trashcanman and you'll be seein' me along the tradelanes. Just wanted to do an introduction for ye all. I'f ya see me, give me a shout, I'm more than willin' to help ya out if ya need anythin'.

Well, be seein' ya'll.

/Trashcanman

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