Well, started off with us chasin' down that "Obi Wan" neer-do-well through t' deep Omegas an' inta t' Sigmas. Me an' mistah Crow made a nice explosion' o' his ship, wi' 'elp from a passin' 'Sair cruiser.
Then mistah Crow spots one o' them 'Ogosha types, flyin' one o' their transports, out in Shikoku. So, we sets off, in t' company o' Scrap Splitter ta make a li'l mess o' 'is transport.
Eventually, me an' Splitter cornered t' 'Ogosha in Shikoku, an', wi' liberal applicashun o' antimatter, perforated 'is ship. Scroungin' fru t' debris, I came across some escape pods, 'oldin' some o' 'is crew. I 'opes they enjoys their li'l vacashun on Malta...hurr hurr.
'Eadin' back fru Lib'ty, we was chased by t' 'Ogosha's disgruntled friend. After we split up ta shake 'im, I was even chased by onna them Xenos, 'oo was rantin' summat about me crimes. Made me chuckle, that did...
Anyways, from what I 'eard, we all gots 'ome safetly, wi' only minor bruises an' scratches...nuffin' a li'l bit o' metal anna weldin' torch won't fix...