-----INCOMING TRANSMISSION----- Comm ID: Major Render Beleren
Location: Rochester; New York
Image: ONLINE
Today was a good day. A very good day. But also bad. I ran out of morphine and am in desperate need of more. I get cranky when I don't have my painkillers. My nerves are still rather pissed that my flesh is missing. Tough crap, nerves; tough crap.
As to what I did today? Just happened to maybe open a revenue with the Cartel. I had been hired by them for a collection of taxes and a share in the profits. Of course, the bloody Liberty Navy muppets had to come and ruin our fun.
After twenty or so minutes of them playing with themselves, we finally got the order to kick the living crap out of them Navy blokes. I was paid to help kill a gunboat and I did. I got paid rather handsomely.
Now I'm gonna' flirt with the women on Rochester. Ta.
-----TERMINATING TRANSMISSION-----
"THE HULL HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THESCIENCEIS LEAKING OUT!"