Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[kurios]

#####Reporting Officer: James Kurios
#####Subject: Successful Patrol in Manhattan, aka I didnt eject this time

The day started with the interception of a small time smuggler, 10 units of cardimine. It was taken from him as evidence, and a 33k fine was levied on him for such actions.

This was followed by the interception of a Gunship:

But such things allways come with some great suprises!!!!!

During the battle, i noticed the continual drain on my shields, and the lack of said gunship acutely firing on me. After taking a moment to think about this, i glanced in my rear view mirror, only to see....

OMG the navy? Why is the navy shooting at me? The navy is supposed to be our friends... After thinking a bit more, i decided to run the ship on our ship registry, only to find out that the ship had FAKED ITS IFF IN ORDER TO FOOL US!!!!

but we are better than that, FOR WE ARE THE LPI. GOD GAVE US LIBBIES, SO WE MADE LIBBY SWARMS, (and the work in progress Libby-b, still banging the hammer on the mini-razor on top of my libby).

On another note, could someone PLEASE put Angel.One on a KOS list? this merc has proven its disloyalty to liberty.

Continuing on, upon engaging the target, it was easily apparent that the outsider's Charon was no match for the crazy mad fighting power of the Libby. These crazy people need to get thier facts straight before being so belligerent to the LPI. We anrt that bad, really! We even do this thing called Talking every once and a while. But in any case, defeat was inevitable for the poor, outclassed pilot.

The patrol continued on as normal, scanning dem bloody junkers, who persisted to make trouble by sitting around in front of Manhattan. Even offered them Police escort out of the place, but they refused, saying they enjoyed the view. Also, someone should tell the Hoghoshima or whatever they are called that we dont need them in liberty, we already have the junkers to deal with, and it would really be a pain to have to deal with 2 types of junkers. But maybe then those 2 types of junkers would collide like matter and antimatter and EXPLODE!!!!!! in to a FIERY EXPLOSION and we would have NO JUNKERS!!!! YAY! also, a Admin Certified Player came to Manhattan with illegal goods, but its paperwork was good, and it continued on killing off the traitorous navy that where orbiting our world. At least thats what its paperwork said, and who am i to contest that?

PS: I might be awsome.
PSS: I managed to obtain some 750 Colorado, 4 bottles? anyone interested?
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