stalin staring at us in connecticut

[Reid]

Take the inkblot test

Sickness Quotient: 61%
Hmmm, your "Sickness Quotient" of 61% is a little worriesome.

Detailed Diagnosis

Interpersonal Insights
Your sense of self-entitlement means you're probably the kind of person that pulled the wings off of butterflies when you were little. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you're a horrible bore under the best of conditions.

Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. You work very slowly. In fact, if you went any slower you'd be in reverse.

Personality Insight
Your personal motto is "If you can'€™t make them think, make them wonder." Trust us- you've succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.


Wait, what? I may be the most boring person ever, but I'm definitely not self-entitled. Now tell me I'm pretty!

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