(FO) The Order Central Communications (inRP)

[Dashiell]

::Incoming transmission::

comm id: Nephryte

message begins:

Nephryte normally doesn`t do reports really...

seeing as Nephryte always is in a squadron which commanding officer writes up the report. but Nephryte will give it a go.

nephryte was sitting on his couch, watching Captain kangaroo when the alarm went off. hunters were invading Minor space. nephryte launched into space and saw the furrball. after asking permission to join, Nephryte went in. those BHG bombers are a pain to hit. and our bomber is a pain to hit anything with. next time, Nephryte will go out in a spacesuit with a paintball gun. that will be more effective.

anyway. patience is a virtue, people say. so Nephryte kept chasing his targets untill finally 1 of them was nice enough to go head to head. shame for him, he forgot to bring his shield. Nephryte fired a snac is his face. he went boom.

the 2nd kill was a honorless one. Nephryte regrets it. The hunter had given up and was adrift, saying he would abandon the fight. unfortunatly, Nephryte had already launched his snac. Nephryte apologises for the shamefull kill.

screens:

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff152.../kill1.jpg

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff152.../kill2.jpg

Nephryte will now watch some more broadcastings about people breaking their backs while doing housechoirs. always fun.

Nephryte out.

end of message.

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