Hillbilly

[Stoat]

Mah Scimi's'a gawn now. 'least ah din' git shot ter hell an' back this tahm! Ah's'a gut mesel' wun o' them new bombers frum Puerto Rico fer a while, but ah din' like the durn thang. 'twere too heavy fer meh. So ah's gut mesel' over te Yanagi on a tip frum a buddy o' mahn, an' weeeell, ah's'a gut an rite fahn li'l ship. Ah aint rite keen on the paint job it's'a gut fer itsel', but asides frum tha' ah's'a well happy wi' mah Bull Dawg. Ah's'a had sum run-ins in her, an' so far ah's'a kept mesel' safe, fer the most part, leastaways.

So fars ah's'a tekken owt a transport tha' din' wanna pay meh fer sum protecshun, , an' sum navy boy inna bomber. Mah gun-cams is owt tho, so ah aint gut no record uv it. Ah's'a bin' wurkin' on 'em tho, an' ah rekins ah's'll git it fixed ternite.

Ah's helpt sum o' the less pop'lar folks in Liberty ter escape the law n'awl. Saronsen an' ProjectX wuz gettin' inter trubble in their gunships. Ah wuz able ter help Saronsen, but ProjectX took a nova before ah could do anythang.

Ah did run inter mah first Harvester the uther day. They's in creepy lookin' ships, an' no mistake. It had a few Junker lads on board, so ah ask't it ter release 'em to meh, so as ah cud tek 'em home. It did n'awl. If it weren't a machine ah's'd say it were e'en polite 'bout it! 's'a weird place we's'a livin' in.

Ah wuz huntin' mesel' wun o' the LSF a couple back. On her own, she wuz. Ah cawt up wi' her in Colorado, rite as a zeener, Sunbeam ah thinks it were, shows up flyin' wun o' them civi bombers. They starts mouthin' off ter each uther, so ah thinks ah kin git in thar an nail em both when theys no lookin. Afore ah noes it, the durn stoopid LSF gal's gawn an' gut hersel' blow'd ter bits, an' the zeener spots meh an' legs it! Ah cusst him gud though, an he were soon back. He'd swapt ter an Eagle tho. Ah wuz lucky an ion storm came along when it did, or ah'd have bin gettin' mesel' anuther Dawg frum Yanagi. Ah's'll be more careful next tahm.

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