Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Thanks, mister germy man! Now I'm safe from trees and the Nosey Guy!
The Keepy-people were in New York again today! And boy, were they popular. I think everyone wanted their autographs.
When I found them, however, there were about a ba-jillion other ships flying around them, and lots of lights flashing. It took me a while to figure out that they were hurt-lights, and at that point I got angry. Why would people be shooting hurt lights at the fluffy happy alien dudes?! I warned the other ships that if they didn't stop trying to hurt my friends, that I would try to hurt them! When they didn't stop, I had to resort to violence. I began to hurt... THEIR FEELINGS! But after a few minutes of failed insults and confusion, I discovered that I wasn't very good at hurting peoples' feelings.
In a few minutes, it was over. The horrible, horrible people destroyed my Keeper friends, and I got very sad.
And I'm still sad.
So I'm gonna go throw myself face down on my bed made of old plastic soda bottles and cry myself to sleep.