Red Hessian Army wants you!

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Recruitment Offizer Ramstein walked in to his office in a sluggish walk. on the desk he saw a classified folder, laying on the edge of the table.

"What iz dis fur?" He said

Ramstein opened the file and read the recruitment application... He shook his head and took a deep sigh. With that he pulled out his hologram log and started writing,


Incoming transmission..
Comm ID: Recruitment Offizer Ramstein
To: Applicant(s) Stefan Jokovic

Guten Tag herr Jokovic, thank you fur signing up to join the glorious revolution against ze corrupt Fascists. But we have a few issues with your application.

First off the paper itself was a mess, blotches everywhere. It was so bad that I could barely read it (//RP application please)) I dont know, it probebly got wet along the way. Secondly we barely know you and your history, Where were you born? Tell us more about yourself. What are your goals? Why do you want to join the Glorious Red Hessians?

Send another application meine freund and you might be lucky.

Ending transmission..



With that Recruitment Offizer Ramstein closed the hologram, closed his eyes and wondered about the party coming up in a few hours.

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Recipient of the Hispania Memorium, Golden Fourragere, Halo of Valor, Order of the Red Star, and the Hero of the Revolution