Announcement of the Liberty Army Command

[Marlene_Humperdink]

I have so far restrained myself from filing a complaint against Ms Kaitlyn, but this warrant leaves me with no other choice.
I had the misfortune of meeting the so-called 'general' in the Colorado system, where she was hiding in her little ship near the stationary Battleship, while obviously observing a life-and-death struggle of law-abiding citizens against the pirate thug 'Saronsen' from a distance. I had previously vanquished Saronson when he foolishly tried to rob me and my passengers using an inferior vessel (providing entertainment to my passengers), and so I re-established security within the system. I will not comment on how you cant spit these days in the New York system without hitting a pirate, since the security -or lack of- provided by the Liberty police or military by the likes of 'General Kaitlyn' is not the immediate issue here.
It was after this that the 'general' approached me in a bullying manner, claiming I was carrying unlawful cargo. She ridiculously claimed that I was a slave-trader, and that 5 (five) slaves (the Marlene being a luxury liner with a capacity of more than 3000 passengers) were aboard my ship, and that I enslaved them. She was not able or did not care to answer how she identified her 'slaves' from 'normal' people. Were they underpaid laborers, exploited servants, unhappy husbands, lovesick lovers, kinky fetishists on a crusie for pleasure, geishaservants of kusari officials, interns of libertonian officials, or duped au-pair? Or are we simply all slaves doomed to follow the arbitrary wims of this general?
In spite of her impudence, she was allowed to board and was received politely, was given access to the entire ship, we even allowed her to interview and bother our passengers. When this obvioulsy interfered with her attempt to criminalise us, she furiously started kicking in cargo crates filled with Gallic wine and put to protocol that she found slaves inside them.
Meanwhile, the thug Saranson-'Logic.Bomb', being unable to re-engage the Marlene, had placed his gunship just beside the weakly armored ship of Kaitlyn. This was enough to make some incompetent navy-buffon shoot Kaitlyn's ship into shreds.
You can play your police-state games and ignore the truth. We are not slave traders, we did not refuse orders although we had the moral right to do it, and we did not evade the general who was blown up by his own foolishness. The Marlene is a renovated Bretonian Luxury Liner which was bought second hand from a Junker, which is hardly a crime. The truth is that this attempt to criminalise me is politically motivated against my work in the Karlotta movement, to secure Kaitlyn'S power in the banana-republic that you call Liberty.
As for Ms Kaitlyn, I recommend a stay in a closed mental institution and a lifetime suply of valium.
Furthermore, I demand to be compensated by the libertonian government for the 5 cargo crates that Genreal Kaitlyn destroyed.

Sincerely,
Marlene Humperdink