The tour of New York

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Greetings, my friends, welcome to the tour of New York system. Join us in our armoured trans and let's go!

So we undock! A world full of abilities await us! Notice that lawful idling near newark, oh yes, take pictures, but save space, we have more to come!

See how that millitary Ided bretonia train full of cardi docked on Manhattan? Oh, you didn't get a picture? Don't worry! We will encounter more of those many times!

Let's take the lane, shall we?! Whoo! Fast! op! Too early, let's pay the pirate two million before he shoots us! Hurry hurry!

Let's go further to West point! Take pictures of this wonderful LNS ship, notice how the captain lols, its the sign of friendlyness! "Ohai m8 ^.^"

Let's move on to the Cali gate! Don't forget to pay the corsair gunboat two million! He came a long way here to do this, check out his Hacker ID, he must be a wizz at computers, eh!?

See how the cali jumpgate attracts many unlawfuls! Woo, what a mess, oxygen, food rations, all you need. Grab a souvenere! Just don't forget to pay the junker salvager 2 million! We just made him lose an adv train. Oh my!


Let's go back, we have so many interesting things to show you. Oh look, the corsair gunboat caught the trader, poor guy, everyone wave and take pictures! Oh, too late, he died. Notice the ammount of swear words comming from him, he must have been navy at some point!

Let's take the lane to the battleship, ignore the rogue and outcast dessies shooting two liberators there, im sure they had reasons! Wave to the dessies! Hello!


See that IMG battlecruiser just passed us? Remember him? Oh, that's the trader, ohhhh, that corsair will be so pissed!


Oh look, we are asked whats the fastest route! The hell i know, or else i wouldn't be doing this. Oh hello bounty hunter bunboat! 3 missiles I see, oh he must be hunting! Go get him tiger!

Let's move on to fort bush! Don't forget to pay the outcast falcata 2 million, my friends!

Here we are! Don't mind that order cruiser docking on the shipyard, he needs to go afk!

Notice how those 5 traders hauling cardi from colorado just passed by, oh, no, wait, they were just killed by some outcast for not paying.

Let's go on to rochester! Mind your heads, people! See how that liberty battlecruiser fits well in the scenery above this junker station? Watch how he shoots those junker npcs with skill and grace. What's that? Protecting the junkers from smuglers? Good man!

Now as we near the end of our tour, remember that this is only a few small things you shall see in New York.

Oh, look, a Xeno taged rheinlander. Must be a recruit! Oh look he is comming closer for you all to take pictures of him.

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