A spaceship in the dark

[Dashiell]

[] entry 26 []

day 66

log ID: Jake Rolefs

opening log:

dear god. will the pain ever stop?

I was sure I would be assigned captain to the new battleship. imagine this; you walk in the drydock to see your ship. my ship. my very own ship of which I`m the captain. the bay doors open, and there she lies. brand new, all shiny. then you see the name on the bow of the hull: Fluffy Bunny

Something inside me died. of course when I saw the name I should have suspected something.
later it became obvious how that name came to be. I would not be captain. no sir, someone else would be.

a certain mr "Damoclass".

hey, he`s dead I figured. must be a mistake.

how wrong I was.

I don`t know where they dug him up, but the new captain was walking around the bridge of the... I can`t even say the name... and introduced himself. red , half long hair, black trenchcoat. urban camo pants and a retro looking gun in a shoulder holster. this couldn`t be true...

"Damian Damoclass, nice ta meet ya mate. heard me older brother went bananas and made a mako go poof eh?"

"dear god in heaven, Buddha, if you can hear me, know that you`re both my enemies now" I thought

words can`t discribe how I feel right this moment

wat amI in for now? I don`t know. time will tell. only thing I do now is that I`m gonna file a complaint about the name of the ship. talking to Damian will probably be pointless if he takes after his late brother. I just pray he doesn`t play the guitar as well.

end of log.

[] entry 27 []

day 66

log ID: Aron Swordsmith

opening log:

Fluffy Bunny??? what in the hell???

how are we supposed to respond to a hail? "this is battleship Fluffy Bunny", loaded to the brim with queers. prepare to be fired upon from our cuddly cannons"

and Jake, the poor bastard. the look on his face when we met Damoclass the 2nd. I didn`t know wether to laugh or cry. if Damian is anything like his brother, I`ll shove him out the airlock myself.

we`re supposed to launch in a few days. what a (laughable) sight that will be...

end of log.

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