Bernhard Lessens, captain of the TAZ gunboat Precious Mao, was having the time of his life. He was fairly new to this lifestyle, having only joined with the Discordians a few months ago. As such, he had never attended an Agape Ludens festival, or any other sort of festival, for that matter. Caught up in the moment, he found he couldn't stop smiling at everything around him. The banners displaying the Discordian saints, the buffet tables of squid-stuffed pineapples and fresh hot dogs, and the multitude of people around him, all joining in on the fun. It was all so exciting and new!
Bernhard eagerly awaited the next part of the chant...