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[Fellow Hoodlum]

Fin woke to the sound of his neural net alarm buzzing, the sound gently grating on his senses.
Why for the love of Eris had he set it to go off in the first place? Never normally had a reason
to play with technology he had no interest in, or actually had any idea of the workings of ...

Nothing dawned on him, apart from the word 'Eris', and the nagging feeling that he ought to be
somewhere else ...
There were always questions to be answered concerning The Goddess, and was Susan in fact,
still shopping on New London?

These thoughts rather paled in his surprise at the colour of the carpet close to his nose, and his
extremely intimate proximity to it. More important answers were needed first though, like why
the entire defensive line of the Los Angeles Gravityball team were stomping round between his
ears, without so much as a bye-your-leave, and just where the hell was he ...

"Another beer will do the trick." Was the conclusion he came to ...

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Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."