During the dark matter wave...

[NerdRage]

Holger was on his way to work, His unfinished breakfast sperad over the passenger seat. The television barely audible under the whistling sound of the engine fan.

He reached for the volume dial and knocked over a ham-paste roll,, the hot gooey filling splattering onto his seat. Holger took the manual control wheel and pulled over, he got out and started to clean up the mess. However, his attention was caught by another thing, he looked up at the sky and saw a swirling aurora of light high up in the Ionosphere.

" sh***ps a** vised to ref**" [i]

Holger pressed the auto-tune button

[i] as the storm greatly reduces sensor efficiancy and can severely damage small ships, 4 ships have been reported missing in the Munich system . the RFP are issuing hefty fines for anyone trying to go into space, for theyre own safety. Health officials warn not to work outside for long periods of time without proper zinc-based sunscreen as the Ultraviolet levevels are extremely high. Scientists belieive..."

he sat in his car and looked out of the windscreen, the aurora moving around the sky like wings of light hurt his eyes, he could not even see Norlingen, he took his P.A.D* out of his pocket, he dialled HQ and put it to his ear

"****mm****z***fff*"

Static, he stood up out of his car and walked towards an emergancy phone, he picked up the phone and pressed the police button

"This is the Wiesbaden police, state your name, location and problem"
"zis is RFP watchmann Holger Schmidtt, can you please transferr me to the Wiesbaden RFP port?"
"The Kommander ordered all RFP pilots take the day off, Space is too dangerous at dze moment and atmospheric partols are covered"
"Auf wiedersehen"
"auf wiedersehen'

He put the phone down and got into his car with a small smile on his face, set "home" onto the car's computer, turned around and sped off.

*Personal Assistance Device (when a mobile phone has so many features it's generaly a assistance device)

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