Traders message dump

[Malaclypse 666]

This one still open to to chat to reast of Sirius.
That is all.

SAUSAGE ENDS:

Then perhaps it's time for a small Public Service Announcement.

Free Traders of Sirius: The 1st Bank of Flax appreciates your past business.

However, we are somewhat amazed at the lack of response to the offer of generous grants to new traders for the purpose of opening their independent trading businesses.

This demonstrates either that

a) Our advertising department did a flop of a job promoting the "Q" Memorial Trader's Fund, or;

b) Our new crop of aspiring traders doesn't have the initiative to register at the bank and formally apply for the grant.

Either way, it's a sad commentary, folks. If there are no further applications within the next ten days, per the Donor's instructions, the remaining 400 Million of the grant will revert to the Church of Eris for their compassionate ministry to the peoples of Sirius.

This has been a Public Service Announcement by the 1st Bank of Flax,
Trustees and Administrators of the "Q" Memorial Trader's Fund.

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