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"It's bloody buggering freezing on Denver this time of year, your form looked blank and bland enough to burn. I'm sure you understand Miss O'Reilly, my needs are more important. Feel free to send another, I'd always appreciate more fuel for the fire.
Or, I know you women struggle to pretend to be intelligent, but there may be a position opening up if you act well enough."
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