Errant.Ventures last will and testament

[Errant.Venture]

Well I messed up....not the normal mess up...but a huge one....and it all started because of the woman....

*pause....sharp inhale*

They say you shouldnt smoke in these life pods....but Im dead anyway...I see no point prolonging the inevitable...

Today started like any other...woke up, got drunk, cleaned my firearms, got drunk, had fun torturing the guy i left in my airlock last night....got drunk...jettisoned said tortured guy from airlock...

Then after a long red eyed day of work...i returned to buffalo to finish my shift....and thats when things went bad...

It started when that Dark Blossom showed up...the IFF indicator blinked red...i keyed the comm....giving her my usual greeting: Leave or die...yah scum

the comm crackled...No...

what...I thought to mysefl..what defiance....i keyed the comm again....leave blossom im in a good mood...

NO

i wanted to slap on an EVsuit and breach her cokpit....and let space do the rest.....but i keyed the comm again....Leave Blossom last warning

NO

then eat space...i fired the first salvo...half expecting her to dodge, but she just sat there...while prepping the next salvo i inadvertently powered up the mortar...and...just like that...she was gone...

Now normally i wouldnt lose sleep over it, but something kept eating at the back of my mind....so i keyed up a IFF search for "PHANTOMS" almost soiled my newly upholstered chair, spewed grog all over my controls...and became, quite suddenly, uncomfortably sober....

i went to sleep with gun in hand, the spare under the pillow, and my Assault Rifle at the head of the bed....

next day i woke up, and wandered down to the bar....the first thing that struck me as odd was Louie the mouth wasnt there....normally that fat slob was trying to scam credits off us hard working pirates.....the second thing that caught my attention was the bar was empty...

i retreated to my ship, and prepped for launch...things were to quiet....i launched....and then it was like dejavu

A phantom fighter sitting there....Bloodwatch hailed me...WE HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS ERRANT....

floating outside the ship was Louie, fingernails torn out....bloodied, tortured....Eloquently Tortured i might add...almost as artful as when i killed my father

*chuckles*

This sap wanted revenge you could almost taste it in the air...and he wanted a gentlemans duel...not likely...

against my better judgement i followed him, but i couldnt resist firing off a salvo...which drained his shields...instantly...

i followed him thru the jumphole...and...to no surprise a huge ship awaited me, with 3 others....i redocked and was intent on fleeing....then BAM....

*another sharp puff*

so here i am....dying...adrift somewhere in the badlands....no hope of rescue....

*cocking of a gun*

I leave it all behind now....and i leave this world with no regrets...

*Gunshot*

*end recording*



//OMG VIRUS I KEELED YOU.....no seriously i had no idea that was you...also can you guys put under allies (neutral to pirates) as it says you have no friends, everyone hates you, go eat worms...and *facepalm* i read the rest of the description under rep after i blew you out of the sky....

//KUDOS TO: JihadJoe for that Epic pm distraction as i tried to weave thru the badlands, That Giant ship that blasted me, and the LN for their ever typical....//pm you noob.....comments....ok thats not exactly what they said...

and *drum roll*

I KILLED AN ADMIN...first time EVER

ok im done....spam away at my stupidity phantoms werent a faction yet last time i played....

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