Bretonian Armed Forces Recruitment Centre (iRP)

[bluntpencil2001]

Andrews pulled a crumpled scrap of paper from his back pocket...

"Yep, that's on the list of accepted answers..."

He showed it to the recruit. Written in ink (horribly smudged, of course), lacking an official seal or emblem, it nonetheless listed a bunch of qualities which were bad about the Templar.

They included:

The colour being girly
The fact it looks like a lobster
The piloting being substandard
The lack of 'go faster stripes'
The lack of suitable receptacles for liquor/tea/deep fried pizza
Slow neuralnet connections to video upload pages

and...

The fact that it isn't a convertible.

"Congratulations, kiddo, you're in. Go get yer uniform and standard issue sidearm, and get your fighter ready!"

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