Fat Buddha! Welcome to the Dumbfounded at Detroit Club!
A lot of us have been in the same place. Yes, it's a glitch. It's been around forever, and there's something about the code that may keep the Club active for a long time.
It will take you patience and a bit of F1ing to get out. I've heard there's a mystical magickal thrusting technique that can be used during the F1ing, but I have a bad lower back. Perhaps someone else can step up now and demonstrate.
And welcome to Disco.
Oops. Old and slow as usual. Weren't you going to thrust for us, Koolmo?