LAWFUL CONTRACTS - LIBERTY - LPI Bounty Office

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Hey folks! Here's another, sexy, action packed after-action report by your local action hero!

After losing a mercenary headed to Buffalo with a cargohold full of Bounty Hunter pilots, I headed back to the Pennsylvania jumpgate in hopes of taking the lane back towards Manhattan. I had heard about these awesome shiatsu massages that this one spa on the planet there offered from a lady friend of mine, and hell, I was really ready to try one of those out. They do the little heated rock thing down your back... You know, like, the line them down your spine... but, yeah. I digress.

The action packed after-action report:

So, I headed to the Jumpgate, and I encountered an Outcast falcata. After informing him that I would be vaporizing his ship, I began to open fire. I hesitated for a minute, when I swore I thought the guy was not firing back, but instead, just flying around and attempting to dodge.



Then, I realized that he possessed the deadly Banzai Loadout - Dual Nova Torpedo Launchers.

He tried to Banzai my shields off, and it was then that I learned of the full power and deadliness of the Banzai loadout.



Deadly for him, that is.

Anyways...send payment to BHG|Cocktail.Hour

Signed,

-Dan

PS
- Don't skimp on the payments, folks. Those shiatsu massages cost 100,000 credits each, and membership at the spa to begin with is around a million a month. I need those massages, so keep the credits movin'.

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[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<

Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?