1st Bank of Flax

[Malaclypse 666]

1st bank of Flax, if you require any donations to help those in need please let me know I would be willing to donate. Also there's a few rumors that the "fartgas bomb" won't be used because of a lack of bean burritos and chilidogs.

Again if you need 15-20mil for donations to the flax bank see Tank's trader (soon to be, [UNI]Valiant also known as, Michael Hendriks).

Message to: Trading vessel Valiant
Comm ID: 1st Flax, Curacao

Dear Mr. Hendriks,

We thank you for your generous offer. "Need" is a relative thing, Sir, and we here at 1st Flax recognize that Catma. We will be happy to fulfill your need to donate, whatever its origin or motive.

Please specify if the donation is for:
a) The Church of Eris Esoteric;
b) Creation of the Free State of Fernando Poo;
c) Establishment of the Baffin Scrubby Reserve and Hatchery;
d) Operation "Home Run".

(It's all the same pocket, but we color-code the lint for tax purposes.) Once the destination is specified, we will assign the appropriate vessel to call on you with free literature and/or headache remedies.

Thank you again for schmoozing 1st Flax!
Sophie Noir, GM

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