Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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Patrol Report: Recruit Officer Steven Le
Date: 06-24-817

Today my supervising officer was Sergeant Joe Smith, and he led me into hell and back. I was expecting a routine patrol, but the sarge had other ideas. I accompanied him to one of the most terrifying sights in my life. He called them Nommies, but all I saw were squids tearing apart Navy. The most terrifying part was probably when he warned me to put on my tin hat. I knew things were going to get rough. I found that despite their fleshy appearance, my pew pew was more like tickle tickle. I then decided that perhaps I would serve a more useful purpose by acting as a decoy. Thinking quickly, I rammed one of the little jellies and quickly hit my thrusters and booked it.

Who would have thought squids had lasers. I had managed to grab the attention of one the things, it called itself "Gleamshire" or something girly like that. A large blast of energy clipped my wings, and I knew what I had to do. As a member of the LPI my duty was clear.

I ejected.

A battleship nearby was being stationed as a hospital, and they picked up my pod and I slept happy knowing I had made a difference for the people of Liberty.


Would anybody by any chance know if we killed those things? And should I be hearing voices after fighting them? The medics whispered something to each other and ran out when I mentioned it.

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LPI-Steven.Le[O] (Recruit Officer; Patriot)
Subject to abuse by Sergeant Tom Smith.