Well, I managed to bag Jarek_70 today in my shiny new gunship, the Cocktail Hour. After I offered the man a cigar, he decided to announce in system that he was going to engage my gunship.
He landed quite a few hits, but eventually, with steady aim, I sniped his shields off and took him down with these funky weapons my robot buds on Gammu gave me in return for marketing their so-called "Engine Oil Ale."
Later today, in a long and arduous chase through the Colorado system, I finally dinked Mr. David Chambers' hull enough for it to collapse on itself, and all that other structural physics-bahooga. After receiving an intel report about a suspected Xeno's location, I immediately set off into the Colorado system. I found myself next to the LNS Rio Grande, and was told by a nearby cargo-hauler that there was a pirate by the Kepler Gate. I knew that I had found my target.
Firing up cruise, I picked the heinous villain on scanners, and - yet again - offered him a cigar. I guess Cretan cigars are an acquired taste, as the Xeno quickly sped off, running away from my offer of bootleg tobacco, avoiding it like the plague.
After a long chase, where the Xeno actually demonstrated very high level of expertise, I finally caught up with him in Kepler, where he agreed to duel it out with me on his own turf.
[melodrama]And, we two brave warriors met on the battlefield of life and death - space[/melodrama]
But after a long fight of lots of fine aim adjustment and gliding, I took the Xeno down.
Regardless, send payment to BHG|Cocktail.Hour
- Dan
Kills made in Kepler do not count, invalid.
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--CommID: Karl Skorzeney--
-Location: West Point-
Last night I had destroyed two Outcast pirates in the California system. Their talk was even more convincing than their fight seeing as which I suffered little to no damage to my gunship. One of these targets designated as Project-X. I have seen this name multiple times, so I take great pride in destroying his vessel.