Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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Deveron-Kerry

Report #1: Malfunctioned guncam

Well, my first day on patrol was...interesting. I flew out to Pittsburg when someone began requesting that a Gunboat be dealt with. While I had no intention of opening fire on it as that was out of the question at the time, I nonetheless saw fit to scan the fiend.

When I got there it turned out he was a Junker and was flying a Pirate Transport, not a Gunboat, and his armament was mainly a set of class 5 turrets.

Guncam 1

I also noted to Marcus Lindberg when he came on duty that Alsatia had a unit of Cardamine in his cargo hold. I suspect he's an addict to the stuff, which would explain his unusual behavior. Unfortunately, due to a guncam malfunction, I was unable to get images of the cardamine scans OR his firing on my vessel.

After this, me and Marcus began a patrol up to Houston, Texas. We came across a bumblebee named Lobster_Lord full of Prisoners. When he revealed he was dropping them off at Huntsville, we let him go on his merry way.

Cam shot #2

After that we returned to New York again and stopped at Norfolk. While there I experienced a subspatial rift that seems to have consumed Marcus since he was there one moment and gone the next without so much as a bit of thruster exhaust.

That pretty much sums up my official "first day of work".

Now, where's that Sunbucks I keep hearing about?

EDIT: Cancel that, I found the cardamine evidence upon digging deeper into my systems:

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