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[Treewyrm]

Now do I look like one who would conspire? Seriously, a person like me simply could not.
But where is our forum's Order of the Tinfoil Hat (no relation to the Order faction, maybe), society of the vigorous conspiracy theorists?
Perhaps certain interested parties are keeping close eye on the subject, occasionally may be even interfering without attracting unwanted attention. Oh, I didn't say anything. I don't know even.