Yeah, so, here I am still stuck in real life, embroiled in the rat race getting my bills paid, & coming in to find the community flingin' poo at each other again like it's the end of the world.
Trust me, it's all just trivial drama...It seems that alot of you guys have your entire social life & self-worth tied into the community here to an extent that y'all have lost touch with reality.
I could say "lighten up" or "It's only a game" but let's face it: saying stuff like that doesn't do any good, because to alot of people here, this place is their life.
I know it's a big scary world on the other side of the door, & alot of you can't just turn off the computer & interact with real people, cause in the real world, you can't convey how cool you're convinced you are when you have to look another human in the eye in real time & within arms reach.
The outside world is a harsh place, & people can't act like a metard out there like they can in here, cause out there, metardation can get your nose broken.
But don't worry! I'm from the outside world & I'm here to help!
I can help you ease into reality slowly with an old contraption known as 'Television'
TV light ain't a substitute for sunlight, but hey, Rome wasn't built in a day...& besides, you gotta start somewhere, & getting your butt off the computer stool & plopping it down in the TV chair is at least a start, cause odds are, the TV is closer to your front door than the computer is.
Here's some viewing recommendations to help you help yourself & begin the weaning process & make your online withdrawal less painful:
The 4400 A group of 4400 individuals abducted by aliens & returned back to earth & discovering the each have manifested various 'abilities'
(Heroes, while being cool in its own right, stole alot of its concepts & tone directly from here)
Breaking Bad A high school science teacher is diagnosed with lung cancer & turns to cooking & dealing meth as a means to provide for his family financially after his death.
(you just have to watch it in order to really understand the depth of the shows coolness)
Dexter IMHO, the absolute motherlode of the best TV has to offer...but hey, I'm really more twisted than many people like to pretend they are.
This one is about the life & times of your friendly neighborhood sociopathic limb dismembering serial killer
Hustle A BBC show I discovered by accident, about a group of con artists & the ways the scam their 'marks'
Brilliant & hilarious on every level...even the one 'weak' episode they had didn't truly suck, per se
Leverage I think of it as the "American Hustle" A group of Grifters (con artists) use the money from their biggest score to scam the 'big guy' who is out to screw the 'little guy' ...it's like Robin Hood & The Sting made an adorable episodic baby.
Speaking of Robin Hood This one from the BBC is IMHO really, really fun fluff & worth every minute of time you put into it
Sons Of Anarchy Up there with 'Dexter' in my book, this show is one of the coolest things on TV, a brilliant drama about the members of a criminal biker gang...& the closest thing to a soap opera that a man can watch & still keep his huevos
True Blood This one is also up there with 'Sons' & 'Dex'...About how a vast number of Vampires integrate into society after the Japaneese invent synthetic blood & sell it in six packs like beer.
That's just a few to start with, & y'all should give these a shot:cool:
